A Few Warnings

Doesn't the warning on the high chair say
"Never leave child unattended while in this chair."

Maybe the warning should be
"Never leave child unattended with a toddler in the room."

Really, the damage wasn't much. She dumped out the majority of the can. She had already picked up a lot of it off of the floor and window sill by the time I returned with the camera.

My other warning should have been,

"Don't leave a preschooler unattended in the bathroom otherwise large messes may result."
That's why I left said baby and toddler unattended.

Maybe the real warning should be,
"Never leave a mother unattended."
I need a second me!