Offending the Postal Gods

Yep, I did it. I officially have offended the US Postal Gods. They lost my Mother's Day gift in the mail; not to me, to my mother. Forget that it was a perishable item that if they held it long enough and then delivered it, it would be ruined. Nope, they officially up and lost the whole darned package. That is truly offensive.

And no, I didn't chose this form of shipment. When I placed the order through an online company I had no idea they shipped through the postal service. I thought it was UPS. I am officially branded and cursed. Be forewarned.

Oh, there is such humor in life. Such humor.